June 2012
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HOLY SHIT
This was the second day of the first Faerie Fortune Cookie that I bought
SHRIEKS
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So I won a Puppyblew from the Fruit Machine...
And there really only was one logical thing to do with it.
B)
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holmestucked:
tiger-festival:
Okay let’s pretend for a second that all your theories about Calliope and uu sharing the same body and uu being Lord English are confirmed canon facts.
Can you imagine
How weird it will be
When the kids face LE and summon Calli from him?
“lets pretend”
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When closing a program that won't respond...
laughingstation:
“Program is not responding”
Us:
Program:
Us:
Program:
Us: FINE. I’ll close you down. Show you who is in charge.
Program:
Us: CLOSE DOWN. YOU BITCH.
Program:
Us: That is it. I’M BRINGING OUT THE TASK MANAGER.
Program:
You will laugh out loud!
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I'M RAD.: Stress (Homestuck Vol. 9 Track... →
fwugradiation:
art by P-RO at nomorepros.tumblr.com. P-RO always does a maximally amazing job so why I asked her to draw the art is a non-question. Stress is actually a pretty faithful arrangement of an original track by George Buzinkai. Buzinkai has been responsible for several HS-important…
Aaaaah I don’t know why but reading stuff like this about music (even when I’m not...
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a special message for a very special someone
maximumbuttitude:
hey
you
dont you dare think
for even a second
that nobody saw you
when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE IS AW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR SHITTY PARKING JBO IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTUIRE WORLD
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I had this conversation with my mom at McDonalds...
Me: Hey look! They have Pokemon toys!
Mom: ..and?
Me: They come with caaaaaaaarrds. You remember me collecting them?
Mom: Yeah, but what's so special about them? *turns to look at them*
Isn't black and white like a year old?
Me:
Me:
Me: How did you know that?
Mom: I check up on these things from time to time.
Me:
Me: are you...
Me: ....a Pokemon Master, then?
Mom: *grins at me and turns away from me not saying a word*
(please note I am 21 and my mom is in her 60s....I'm still dumbfounded)
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skullpeach:
what if all the korra finale haters and all the mass effect 3 ending haters got together and kissed and cried me a river
teaching my friend to play key quest
me: it's like Mario Party basically, like you move around a board and there are minigames
him: is this also like mario party in that by the end of the game you question why anyone plays it and you want to kill everyone
me: it's worse
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marththebland:
vondell-swain:
marththebland:
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octopusoracle:
if you think our economy is bad just be thankful you dont live in neopia
holy shit
i thought inflation was bad when I was there
it’s like postwar germany
take your wheelbarrow of neopoints to the market to buy a loaf of bread
you’re right neopets is exactly like postwar germany
there is...
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riddlemehiddleston:
teapayne:
I googled “snakes wearing hats” and…
i don’t understand what were you expecting
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